Super Bowl Sunday Commentary

As the world gets ready to celebrate Super Bowl XLVI, I’d like to share my most meaningful insights and commentary:

Go, Giants!

Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, MA-FRIGGIN-DONNA.

Wait, is that Rooney Mara?

Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, did you see her arms for the love of GOD?

Madonna, Madonna, Madonna.

Go, Big Blue!

Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, She’s going to sing Holiday. No, Vogue. No, Ray of Light!

Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, Madonna.

Eli is arguably one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.

MA-DON-NA.

MA-DON-NA.

MA-DON-NA.