Relatively certain

For those of you following along, I’m doing a post a day all month long as part of a blogging blood pact (I mean, challenge) with my pals Amanda Hollinger, Monica Wyche, and Ami Worthen. The theme is relative.

As in, I’m relatively certain that I have the finest assortment of friends around, as evidenced by the fact that they will bring a flat version of me (see Flat Jenny below) to exciting events that I cannot attend. In fact, it seems that the flat version of me gets to places the real me can only dream about. Those are the breaks, kids.

Flat Jenny loves her friends and a night out on the town