Working titles for books chronicling 3 life milestones

1. Milestone: 21st birthday
Working title: Sold Out For A Shot Called A “Gorilla Fart” & Other Alcoholic Lucid Dreams

2. Milestone: recession-motivated layoff
Working title: Inhospitable: The Seamy Underbelly of The Hospitality Industry

3. Milestone: first major injury
Working title: When The Driving Lawnmower Ride Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong